Piecing together extensive archival records located in New York, Paris, Prague, and Fresno as well as investigating Phoenician hieroglyphics and Instagram, Nelligan reconstructs quasi veritas the dating app profiles of the some of the most socially needy bachelors and bachelorettes across 23 centuries of Western Civilization. For the first time ever, we discover that the eternal quest for companionship always begins with a ❤️